Confession 16

I love Kim Kardashian.
I think she is a positive body image model for girls. I love how she wouldn't let them airbrush her body in that photo shoot. For that one move she will forever be one of my favorite celebrities.
Anyone know where I can find a workout to get her butt?

Confession 15

I hate when my team doesn't win.
Every college football team I wanted to win this weekend lost. This is especially painful because it is rivalry weekend. If Auburn wins the national title I'm going to pretend like this football season never happened.

Confession 14

I've never had cheese and crackers until today.
I can't believe I've lived my entire life without this treat. I can't believe my mother never packed this in my lunch once. If you're like me and have somehow missed out on this treat you need to go try it, now. I had cheddar on a triscuit and it was delicious.

Confession 13

Elf is the best Christmas movie.
Really there is no competition. There is no other Christmas movie that comes close to being as good. I could watch Elf all year round and be happy. If you don't agree with me you need to go reevaluate your life.

Confession 12

Teachers who give homework over Thanksgiving break have no soul.
Do I really need to give an explanation? If you have experienced one of these teachers, you completely understand.

Confession 11

America being so overweight is a direct result of Thanksgiving.
It is not the best idea to invent an entire holiday that revolves around stuffing oneself with as much food as possible.
America's obesity is because of the pilgrims.

Confession 10

I still watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
I'm in college and I still look forward to it every year. I get really excited for Santa at the end, but I'd never admit it to anyone. To me it signals Christmas time is here.

Confession 9

I hate when the sheets on a bed aren't put on tight enough.
Nothing is more annoying than getting into bed to find that your sheets are bunchy. That's the most uncomfortable thing ever. I feel like they make sheets bigger than they use to because the sheets on my bed at school always seem to come undone.

Confession 8

I like the Backstreet Boys way more now than I did when they first came out.
The only time I ever listened to them the first time around was at the skating rink for birthday parities. I just didn't think they were that good. Now I love my pandora radio Backstreet Boys station.

Confession 7

I have no sympathy for trashy people.
There are many things in this world we don't have control over (brains, beauty, money, race) but something we have 100% control over is how classy we are. You decide to be trashy and for that I can not forgive you.

Confession 6

I have a broken heart.
A boy broke my heart years ago and I still haven't been able to put it back together. He made me believe he was the one and I trusted him completely. He broke my trust and I forgave him. He broke my heart and I forgave him. He broke my heart again. I hope I don't forgive him this time.

Confession 5

People who don't use their turning signals in cars are dumb
There is a reason the automobile industry continues to build cars with these. How difficult is it to use one? I mean its just a simple flip of the wrist.
If you don't use them you're not only dumb, you're lazy.

The same rules apply for changing lanes.

Confession 4

I am afraid of many things that are ridiculous

being pregnant and not being married
being alone forever
spiders
snakes
the dark
being fat and ugly
people hating me

confession 3

I've thought about being anorexic before.
Like every girl my weight has always been a source of anxiety for me. I have forever been wanting to drop ten pounds. I'm ashamed to say the idea of developing an eating disorder has popped into my head more than once. I've always been rational enough to realize this would be the worst way to achieve my goal. I'm scared one day I won't be rational enough to talk myself out of it.

Confession 2

I feel sorry for ugly people.
I wouldn't call myself gorgeous, but I'm pretty darn far from ugly. Sometimes I just can't hate someone because I feel so sorry for them. I really don't know how some people go through life being so unfortunate looking. Surely these people realize they're just not pretty

Confession 1

This is not my first blog.
I made the mistake of allowing people to know I write my other blog, so I can not experience true freedom when I write. I first started writing because I wanted a way to express myself. This new blog will be that way.